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50 Fantasy Football Punishments, But They Get Progressively Worse

Aug 5

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A fantasy football punishment can be what makes the most exciting league. Every year, the last place finisher will be forced onto a consequence that they must endure, which motivates every league competitor to avoid that dreaded spot. However, not every fantasy football punishment is created equal. In this article, we will provide 50 fantasy football punishments, from simple silly tasks to punishments that will have the loser begging for mercy.



1. Host next year’s fantasy football draft meetup



2. Bake cookies for the rest of the league




3. Spend a day volunteering at a charity



4. Create a video diary of a day in the life of a fantasy football loser - does embarrassing, abnormal tasks



5. Host a lemonade stand




6. Wear an embarrassing t-shirt design in public



7. Wear embarrassing clothes chosen by the winner in a public shopping mall for a day



8. Dye their hair a color of the winner’s choice



9. Clean the winner’s house or car by hand




10. Stand next to a public road with a sign saying “I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL”



11. Take the SATs




12. Upload a cringy TikTok dance chosen by the winner



13. Run a mile in tight, mismatched shoes



14. Perform stand-up comedy




15. Write a song parody about losing fantasy football



16. Sing an embarrassing song in front of a public crowd



17. Get a bad haircut chosen by the rest of the league




18. Get removed from the fantasy league the following year and replaced



19. Eat a raw onion



20. Run a mile in an embarrassing costume




21. Eat a ghost pepper or other spicy food



22. Spend a day as a human mannequin




23. Shave eyebrows



24. Ride a bus across the country with no entertainment but a flip phone



25. Spend 24 hours in a waffle house (each waffle consumed subtracts an hour)




26. Buy the jersey of a sports team that rivals the loser’s favorite team



27. Go to a public setting and stand as still as a statue for 30 minutes - 1 hour



28. Eat a meal chosen by the rest of the league while blindfolded





29. Attend a dance class



30. Do a polar plunge into a freezing cold body of water



31. Stay in a hot tub for two hours




32. Eat a bug on video



33. Spend the night homeless in downtown



34. Compete in a US Open qualifying round




35. Go to a public speaking convention and perform a script written by the winner (for added excitement the script cannot be read before-hand)



36. League plays paintball and loser must be targeted constantly



37. Book a flight across the country and back without leaving the airport




38. Full body spray tan



39. Spend a week without using the internet




40. Spend a day with the rest of the league, but loser has to walk backwards everywhere



41. Run a 10k in an embarrassing costume



42. Go skydiving in an embarrassing costume




43. Buy a custom license plate with an embarrassing message



44. Jump off a public bridge into a river below



45. Spend a night in a coffin




46. Ride a marathon in an embarrassing costume



47. Spend the night homeless in downtown



48. Spend a week in a foreign country with only 100 dollars to buy shelter and food




49. Get a tattoo of the winner's name



50. Adopt a child




Aug 5

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Comments (2)

Guest
Aug 30

I have had to do the spray tan before not fun.

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jahandeshhafiz
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Aug 31
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That's terrible😅! But hey, at least you weren't forced to fly to another country. Better luck this year!

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